Dating jokes of the day
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The blonde showed up for the date jokes his apartment, and jokes young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, jokes which they went into the living room to watch a movie.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in.
He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date.
So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
After the operation he goes in to the day and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex.
When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke. The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre. "A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth.
When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line. When they pull up into her driveway, she exclaims, "Oh goodie. Come on in and meet them." He agrees, although his A-hole is about to cry at this point. Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer a tried to let it seep out a little at a time. The guy says, "No, ma'am." She says, "Well, do you have any dates? One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you.
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The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do.